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<h3>Intimate Knowledge</h3>
<b><font color="#ffoocc">Favorite Fast Food food: </font></b> 7-layer Burrito from Taco Bell<br>
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<b><font color="#ffoocc">Favorite Beer: </font></b> Dr. Brown's Root<br>
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<b><font color="#ffoocc">Pet Peeve: </font></b> People who will not get out of the way when I drive!<br>
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<b><font color="#ffoocc">Favorite Sports Team: </font></b> Mudville Hens<br>
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<b><font color="#ffoocc">Desert Island Discs: </font></b><br>
1. "Star Time" - <I>James Brown</I><br>
2. "Doolittle" - <I>Pixies</I><br>
3. "Betty" - <I>Helmet</I><br>
4. "Gap Gold" - <I>The Gap Band</I><br>
5. "Regatta de Blanc" - <I>The Police</I><br>
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<b><font color="#ffoocc">Favorite Saying (or quote): </font></b> "Use all you got 'cause that's all you get" - Blind Lemon Jefferson<br>
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<b><font color="#ffoocc">Favorite Band We've Played With: </font></b> <I>Too Skinnee J's</I> - NYC<br>
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<b><font color="#ffoocc">Worst Band We've Played With: </font></b> <I>Jaundice</I>. - Lexington, KY<br>
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<b><font color="#ffoocc">Most Memorable Moment on Tour: </font></b> Squatting down in the middle of a club to talk to this three-foot-tall guy and him saying, "Hey man, you don't have to do that," and me saying, "Oh, no, I'm comfy like this", so he squats down too so not to look out of place. Me and this dwarf squatting in the middle of the club.<br>
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<b><font color="#ffoocc">Favorite Tour City: </font></b> New York City<br>
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<b><font color="#ffoocc">Least Favorite Tour City: </font></b> Knoxville, TN - been there twice, club was dark and locked both times.<br>
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<b><font color="#ffoocc">Best Vacation: </font></b> Virgin Islands<br>
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<b><font color="#ffoocc">Favorite Cartoon Character: </font></b> Foghorn Leghorn<br>
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<b><font color="#ffoocc">Favorite Game Show:</font></B> Jeopardy<br>
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<b><font color="#ffoocc">Favorite Video Game: </font></b> Addam's Family pinball machine<br>
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<b><font color="#ffoocc">Favorite Music Video: </font></b> "Tommy the Cat" - <i>Primus</I><br>
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<b><font color="#ffoocc">Favorite Movie: </font></b> Monty Python's "Life of Brian"<br>
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<b><font color="#ffoocc">Favorite Actress (due to skill): </font></b> Illeana Douglas<br>
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<b><font color="#ffoocc">Favorite Actress (due to looks): </font></b> Selma Hayek<br>
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<b><font color="#ffoocc">Favorite Book: </font></b> "The Life and Times of Little Richard" - Little Richard<br>
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